How I Won a Nobel Prize: A Novel
A "very funny, very good" (B. J. Novak) debut novel about a graduate student who follows her disgraced mentor to a university that gives safe harbor to scholars of ill repute, igniting a crisis of work and a test of her conscience (and marriage)
Helen is one of the brightest minds of her generation: a young physicist on a path to solve high-temperature superconductivity (which could save the planet). When she discovers that her brilliant adviser is involved in a sex scandal, Helen is torn: should she give up on her work with him? Or should she accompany him to a controversial university, founded by a provocateur billionaire, that hosts academics other schools have thrown out?
Helen decides she must go—her work is too important. She brings along her partner, Hew, who is much less sanguine about living on an island where the disgraced and deplorable get to operate with impunity. On campus, Helen finds herself drawn to an iconoclastic older novelist, while Hew stews in an increasingly radical protest movement. Their rift deepens until both confront choices that will reshape their lives—and maybe the world.
Irreverent, generous, anchored in character, and provocative without being polemical, How I Won a Nobel Prize illuminates the compromises we’ll make for progress, what it means to be a good person, and how to win a Nobel Prize. Turns out all of it would be simple—if you could run the numbers.
Praise for How I Won a Nobel Prize: A Novel
"An indisputably brilliant comic novel of ideas, a feat of deep research and Olympian satire worthy of Don DeLillo. Julius Taranto confidently grasps the third rail of cancel culture and ties it into a balloon animal, with great nerve and heart (to say nothing of phlegm, bile, and blood—in other words, humor). Reading this book is like doing a whippit that makes you smarter."—TONY TULATHIMUTTE, author of Private Citizens
"Very funny. Very good."—B. J. NOVAK, author of One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories
"A stunning new talent, announcing itself fully formed."—JONATHAN LETHEM, author of Brooklyn Crime Novel
"Julius Taranto achieves the near-impossible: a literary comedy about cancel culture that is neither priggish nor self-satisfiedly transgressive, less about culture wars than the never-ending battle of being human. A novel of ideas in the tradition of, Norman Rush's Mating, How I Won a Nobel Prize is one of the best new novels I've read in years."—TARA ISABELLA BURTON, author of Self Made and Strange Rites
"Such a delightful surprise! A refreshing literary cocktail that takes the right kinds of chances at this chancy moment."—KURT ANDERSEN, New York Times Bestselling author of Evil Geniuses and Heyday
"This is serious fiction of the least self-serious kind. A brilliantly executed, uproarious, and unabashedly precise exploration of ambition, power, love, and the painful art of balancing what we owe one another and ourselves."—LINDSAY STERN, author of The Study of Animal Languages
"Playful, taunting, and incisive, How I Won A Nobel Prize is a feat of wit, toying with the systems and classifications of our times to arrive at something brilliantly uncategorizable."—CHARMAINE CRAIG, bestselling author of Miss Burma and My Nemesis
"Nail-bitingly tense...bracingly clever...a funny page-turner with plenty of surprises up its sleeve." —Liam Hess, VOGUE
"[A] wildly original debut...propulsive, smart, funny."—Louisa Ermelino, PUBLISHERS WEEKLY
“Taranto expertly explores the messy discussions around cancel culture and how much geniuses might be forgiven inappropriate conduct…A bright, well-turned satirical debut.”—KIRKUS REVIEWS
"It’s Taranto’s humor, especially his sentence-level wordplay, that keeps this book from collapsing under the weight of its high-concept, high-stakes premise. And if absurdist flourishes, centrist moral sensibilities, and superconductor tech-jargon anchor the book’s aesthetics in the late 1990s, the love story at its core feels raw and tech-laden in a uniquely contemporary way."—Brendan Driscoll, BOOKLIST, Starred Review
“A very funny, very contemporary fable…The crisp intelligence of Mr. Taranto’s writing eases the way toward a zany, cinematic finale. In the end, How I Won a Nobel Prize offers a baffled endorsement of disorder, of the chaos of argumentation itself.”—Sam Sacks, THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
“[A] very funny debut…there’s something to be said for a novel that validates the messiness of the battles and doesn’t try so strenuously to resolve them. Which, to render a moral judgment, ought to be the mission of the novel in the first place.”—Mark Athitakis, LOS ANGELES TIMES
“I extracted layers of meaning in this comic tale…often hilarious…the absurdity is striking, but the ethical cost of doing business with compromised individuals is never far from Taranto's mind. Is the outcome worth that cost? It's no surprise the book was originally titled ‘The Moral Offset’ and that the conclusions drawn are literally explosive.”—Maren Longbella, MINNEAPOLIS STAR TRIBUNE
“Taranto’s sharp debut is set at the Rubin Institute, an East Coast think tank that’s one part MIT, two parts Elon Musk’s Twitter feed: Its faculty of cancelees crows about finding a safe haven from woke culture. Helen, the narrator, is a brilliant scientist who’s grudgingly followed her advisor there, generating all manner of crises for her marriage, research and sense of ethics. It’s a fine launchpad for a satire of the culture wars.”—LOS ANGELES TIMES, Most Anticipated Book of Fall